When Josie decided to do her little business in the bath tub when she was itty bitty we laughed so hard that we about wet ourselves. It was one of the funniest things ever. We wished that we had it on video to send in and win us some money on America's Funniest Videos. Well,...I think Josie out did herself today and put her little potty tub time to shame. Before I begin I have to worn you that this may perhaps make you do what she did.
Josie was having such an excellent day. She had taken about a 15 minute nap in her beloved swing when she woke up and was talking and smiling. Being a good Mommy that I am, I took her out of the swing so that we could read a book. When I picked her up she was soaking wet. Her diaper had not held all of the pee pee while she was sleeping and had soaked out of the sides. Her diapers are still a little to big for her and this happens often. So, what was I to do, but to change her clothes and diaper. She woke up this morning with a small diaper rash. This is very common because she slept last night from 8 PM to 5 AM. What a good girl! So need less to say her diaper this morning was full to the max. So, while I got her a new pair of close I layed her on a towel infront of the fireplace to air things out and help get rid of that stink'n diaper rash. I hate taking her to the doctors with a diaper rash. However, it never fails she always has a small one when we go. All sounds good so far right?! Not for long. She was playing nude on her tummy having a good time, so I just simply let her play for a while until...the unthinkable happened. She let out a loud fart. Funny, huh! Lets just say it stunk really bad. At that point, I knew I was going to regret putting her on the floor bare butt. I quickly went for a diaper, because I had a bad feeling. I must not have moved quickly enough. Next thing I know I heard the same noise but 10 times worse. She had dropped a bomb of all bombs. It was everywhere. The cream colored towel was coated as well as Josie. It was running down her legs. Yuck! What was I going to do. I quickly tried to use a baby wipe to clean her up, but it was everywhere. When I stood her up it was all down her chest. Now, how am I going to take care of this she is coated and so was the towel. I used what clean areas there were on the towel and wiped what I could off and then held her from underneath her arm pits and ran to the bathroom and put her in the bathtub. I had no other option. It was gross. She just smiled at me. What a little brat!
Brent asked me if I took pictures or video taped it before cleaning up and no I did not. It was a matter of how am I going to clean this up before it gets worse. I could just see her putting her hands in it or rolling over and such.
Let me just simply say it was a very eventful day with lots of funny memories.
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