Josie loves playing with her baby dolls. It does not matter the time of day, she loves playing with her dolls morning, noon, and night. She takes her baby everywhere. The baby has to be buckled in the car and everything. The baby diaper bag even has to go. She will carry her baby, one of my old purses filled with the essentials (lipstick, cell phone, snacks, etc), and diaper bag all around the house playing. All while pushing a stroller, just in case the baby wants to go for a ride. She is a good little Mommy. She makes the baby take naps, feeds her, changes her diaper, burps her, and even gives the baby baths.
There are a few funny stories I must share about Josie's baby, that perhaps may make you laugh as they did me.
1. We were headed to the sitters and of course baby had to go with us. She made baby ride in the front seat. She buckled her in even. She gave the baby a lecture, "Now, you sit right here and don't touch the window buttons and make sure Mommy doesn't hit anything."
2. While Josie was playing with her baby in the basement, she came walking over to me with her baby strapped into the stroller. "Hey Grandma! Can you watch my baby next weekend I have to work? Just for a little while, I'll pay you." I turned around to see that she was talking to me not just pretending to talk to someone. "I'm not Grandma." "Yes you are baby's Grandma because I'm baby's Mommy. So, can you watch her or not?" What a smart cookie she is. "It is going to cost you." "Well, huh, how much? I got money in my piggie bank. How about $10? Sound good?!?" Lets just say I am not no Grandma.
3. It was 7 AM on a Sunday morning and Josie was wide awake already playing with her baby. She was feeding her baby with a spoon. I asked her "so what good things is baby eating?" "Chicken." "Chicken for breakfast?" "And applesauce (sarcasticly)" "Baby doesn't like the chicken she keeps spitting it out like Ogdan and she is making a huge mess." Ogdan will not even open his mouth for a spoon and if you do get any type of food in his mouth he spits it out everywhere.
4. If you ask her what baby eats, she responds "booby milk" and then acts like she is nursing her own baby.
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